Job description
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- Write the zaniest of copies in all the lands, skies, and some bodies of water.
- Be a prose pro.
- Don't be not a pro for inappropriate double negative usage.
- Be an alliteration alligator.
- Don't be a bore boar from Bora Bora.
- Be a grammaratzi glitteratzi.
- Don't makeup words.
- Be a make-up artist for words.
- Make a ritual daily sacrifice to the Copy Gods.
QUALIFICATIONS:
- Ability to make people laugh, cry, and/or infuriate through written or visual media.
- A 4-year degree
- A self-starter with a can-do attitude motivated to be the very best at what they do and don't do.
- A couple of Pulitzer Prizes — optional but highly recommended.
HERE ARE A COUPLE OF TIPS TO GET YOUR APPLICATION NOTICED:
- Write us a handwritten note and send it to us by hawk-mail or your preferred choice of avian.
- Attach a JPEG of your favorite thing to eat and a corresponding easy-to-follow recipe.
- A compelling resumé + cover letter will probably do, I guess...
- The above are just ideas. Interpret as you will. Surprise us! Try to stand out somehow.
THE DEETS:
- Health insurance for when you copy-write too hard.
- Eye(s) insurance for when you start seeing things.
- Teeth insurance for when the words bite back.
- Unlimited vacation time.
- Flexible work hours.
- Remote.
- Dog pix.
- Adventure begins on January 2023.
P.S. This is a legit job. If you are legit interested in this legit job, send us some fun resumés and cover letters to read through whatever job board this is posted on or to creative@dottob.com with the subject line "I'M THE BEST COPYWRITER AND HERE'S WHY..." Please do not submit a form via our main website. That form doesn't go to the hiring team!
P.P.S . Follow us on Instagram and LinkedIn for some hot updates on our work + the latest on doj jobs .
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- https://www.linkedin.com/company/dottob
ALERT: If you receive an invitation to interview from an email that isn't dottob.com, it is most likely a scam. Someone from the email domain "dottob.us" has been impersonating our HR manager.
About dottob:
dottob is a marketing + creative agency focused on creating thumb-stopping content for paid media platforms. Come work with us! Just be fun, hardworking, and have an affinity for dogs. See below for full-time, part-time, or freelance opportunities. Let's goooo. You might be who we are looking for...
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